in case anyone was wondering, if your husband says he'll be home late because he's going to dinner and then at 11:30 you're still laying in bed alone, here are the numbers to the police so you can see which ditch it is you should go pull his corpse out of:
county: 303-441-4444
city: 303-441-3333
colorado state police: 303-239-4501
longmont police: 303-651-8501
and he's lucky i didn't call his sister cop down in douglas county. he called in when i was trying to talk to the colorado state police. he has, up until this point, thought i was exaggerating when i threatened to call the police when he's late. maybe now he will understand i'm not bluffing.
About Me
- The Boss of this page
- when my husband and i were hiking from georgia to maine in 2002 we sat on the side of the road on the PA 105 debating if we wanted to order a pizza or keep hiking on for the night. my husband looked down and saw that i was sitting in ice cream, and then i looked down and, at the same moment, we both noticed that the ice cream cone was smooshed into a pair of panty hose. we looked at the debacle, then back at each other then we both wondered in unison how in the world did those two items come together like that? this is sort of the long and the short of this blog. it's very random and yet smooshes altogether to make the debacle that is my life.
3 comments:
Wow. You are serious!! Glad he made it home okay. Hope you have a good day at work today and that Tatum enjoys DD!!
Hey Cheri',
Can I move to CO too? I noticed that the link to my page on your sidebar is wrong. the numbers in my web address should be 8301. :)
Faith
Dang you are hardcore.....doesnt he have a cell phone??
How was the first day of Doggie Daycare??
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