Just Beginning

so...people say all the time "you're so funny...you should start a blog." but i think who wants to hear my daily rants? so here goes nothing. go easy on me if they are stupid/boring/crass/not nice in the beginning. i'm a virgin. blogger, not really a virgin. although if i were a virgin virgin that would explain why it's taking my husband and i over a year to get pregnant. maybe i should bring this up at my next doctors appt. 

ok -i'm going to fool around. on the blog-i'm still not talking about sex so just get your mind out of the gutter. maybe i'll post more later. or maybe i'll leave you hanging like this for years to come. 

oh-and another note-i hate capitalization when i'm trying to internet. it's a waste of a button push, therefore a waste of time. and you know what they say -a penny saved is a penny earned. but that has nothing to do with my not wasting time on pushing the caps button. that's best reserved for time is money. therefore, saving pennies that are better saved than earned. and even more fun found on streets in the form of $100 dollar bills.